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I'm sitting here working on some new 'art' and suddenly I put my Wacom pen down and stare at the screen. About 15 minutes go by and I suddenly realize I've been working on a piece of photo manipulated rock island. A photo manipulated rock island...

Suddenly I can't help but wonder: Why? Why am I bothering? It's not like when this is done there will be any kind of conclusion. What's the point of this ridiculous fucking island!? I already know what it will look like when it is finished. I already know the comments I will receive, I already know how many favourites this new giant waste of time will get me.

Suddenly I just want to smash my screen (and my own face a little too).

I turn on some song by a guy called 'Slim Harpo' called Strange Love. Light up a cigarette and start wondering about things. I'm wondering where the hell snails go when it's not raining. You never see them anywhere but as soon as there's a few drops of rain they seem to take over the world. I could probably look up the answer to this question on the internet, but I'm scared I will most likely find my answer in a really dull, unimaginative form. I think I prefer the mysterious unknown.

Tomorrow I start kick boxing classes and I'm guessing I will get paired up with a skinny 9 year old boy. The teacher will stand in front of us all and announce- "Well guys, I would just like to get a feel of where you are all at, to see what I'm dealing with." "So please come up in your pairs and show me what you've got." It's my turn and before the teacher says 'start' I drop kick the 9 year olds' face in and accidentally break his neck. "Woops" I mumble. People start screaming left and right- "You killed him, My God! You killed little Juanjo! He's Dead!."

"Uhu, So it appears" I say, and walk out.

As I leave the building the teacher appears around the corner and screams- "My god! I have never seen a drop kick that effective, you took your target down permanently with one kick." He shakes my hand enthusiastically whilst rattling on- "Wonderful, just wonderful!" His eyes reveal pure admiration and a healthy amount of desperate, new found love for life.

"It is how it is." I say, and drive off with screeching tires in a black Lamborghini pulling out two machines guns, dropping people left and right. The unwounded cheer me on with big smiles and the car disappears under loud applause and a giant full moon.

The End.

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Jsung's avatar
where do those snails go...